First post!
Amazingly, despite my love of this whole web 2.0 phenomenon I’m quite possibly the last person in the world to start up a blog. Thats not the half of it however.
Thanks to a certain Mr Jobs I’m now able to update this thing from pretty much anywhere (in the UK. I’m not paying iPhone roaming rates. Fuck that.) so unfortunately you’re going to be subjected to not only rants/tirades/bollocks while I’m at home, but also while I’m shirking my responsibilities at work by pretending I can’t see any customers.
If there is one piece of advice I can give you it would be to set your browsers to only display text. As yes, I will be uploading photos too. And given my ability to upload them straight from my phone (most probably while I’m drunk) there will be absolutely no quality or decency control exercised over anything that appears here.
Just don’t go accusing me of making you leave your wife and kids for a man names Brian because you caught a glimpse of some balls on here and decided that you liked what you saw ok?